Most annoying twats ever?
Well, it's been a good 4 years or so since I posted anything..I've facebooked, twittered, jibbered and jabbered and now I'm back on Blogspot....w00t! etc.
Anyway, it’s good to be back and my first new post is dedicated to the two dopey bastards from the x factor. If you’ve been watching the programme, you’ll know exactly who I’m on about and you’ll probably feel the same way as the majority of the population (and if you don’t, it could well be time for that full frontal lobotomy you’ve been promising yourself). If you haven’t been watching, well…Quite simply…You’re blessed.
Imagine if you will the most annoying twat you can think of. Got a mental image of that? Good. Now multiply it by 100.
That’s pretty much the level of arseclownery that’s on display here.
Even typing about them gets my blood to boiling point. Not since that soppy Scottish lad won it a few years ago have I witnessed such uselessness. Utterly devoid of any talent and basically only still in the competition because Louis Walsh is an arse bag.
Here’s hoping an anvil, piano or elephant is dropped on each of them from a great height and their remains are fed to the Sarlacc…Even burned in the fires of Mount Doom would be sufficient…Either that or just kicked about a bit and put in the bin. Any of those options sits nicely with me. I’m really not fussy.
Anyway, it’s good to be back and my first new post is dedicated to the two dopey bastards from the x factor. If you’ve been watching the programme, you’ll know exactly who I’m on about and you’ll probably feel the same way as the majority of the population (and if you don’t, it could well be time for that full frontal lobotomy you’ve been promising yourself). If you haven’t been watching, well…Quite simply…You’re blessed.
Imagine if you will the most annoying twat you can think of. Got a mental image of that? Good. Now multiply it by 100.
That’s pretty much the level of arseclownery that’s on display here.
Even typing about them gets my blood to boiling point. Not since that soppy Scottish lad won it a few years ago have I witnessed such uselessness. Utterly devoid of any talent and basically only still in the competition because Louis Walsh is an arse bag.
Here’s hoping an anvil, piano or elephant is dropped on each of them from a great height and their remains are fed to the Sarlacc…Even burned in the fires of Mount Doom would be sufficient…Either that or just kicked about a bit and put in the bin. Any of those options sits nicely with me. I’m really not fussy.
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