Headphones not required?...Well yes...Yes they are.

Hello again to anyone that bothers reading this crap.

Ok, so today’s post is going to be a general, old man rant about the growing trend of kids with mobile phones who, for reasons unknown, think it’s a good idea to walk around with their mobile phones on, blaring out whatever shite music it is that kids of today listen to. Quite why these little bastards think that anyone in a 50 meter radius wants to listen to the “boom-tish-boom-tish-boom-tish” of their happyhardcorehousegarage crap is beyond me.

First of all, if you’re going to subject the general public to this, put something good on... Y’know, something with proper lyrics and instruments being played and stuff and you know, that thing…Erm, what’s it called again? Oh, that’s right…A FUCKING MELODY.

It’s time for people to take a stand against these “gansta” wannabes listening to their indecipherable shit, with their speakers hanging around their necks!

Here’s an idea kids, now please, take your time reading this, be sure to take it in, as any minute now, I’m going to tell you to do something quite revolutionary, just an amazing concept that you may not have thought of…Here it comes………..GET SOME FUCKING HEADPHONES.

Total harmony for all. You get to fill your head with your “yo yo yo” crap and everyone else gets peace and quiet. Failure to keep to this simple rule means I will have to enforce my own brand of unique justice. This involves me taking your phone from you, stamping on it then feeding it to you.

Did I mention I would feed it to you on a spoon made of dog shit and broken glass? No?

Well now you know.

Most annoying twats ever?

Well, it's been a good 4 years or so since I posted anything..I've facebooked, twittered, jibbered and jabbered and now I'm back on Blogspot....w00t! etc.

Anyway, it’s good to be back and my first new post is dedicated to the two dopey bastards from the x factor. If you’ve been watching the programme, you’ll know exactly who I’m on about and you’ll probably feel the same way as the majority of the population (and if you don’t, it could well be time for that full frontal lobotomy you’ve been promising yourself). If you haven’t been watching, well…Quite simply…You’re blessed.

Imagine if you will the most annoying twat you can think of. Got a mental image of that? Good. Now multiply it by 100.

That’s pretty much the level of arseclownery that’s on display here.

Even typing about them gets my blood to boiling point. Not since that soppy Scottish lad won it a few years ago have I witnessed such uselessness. Utterly devoid of any talent and basically only still in the competition because Louis Walsh is an arse bag.

Here’s hoping an anvil, piano or elephant is dropped on each of them from a great height and their remains are fed to the Sarlacc…Even burned in the fires of Mount Doom would be sufficient…Either that or just kicked about a bit and put in the bin. Any of those options sits nicely with me. I’m really not fussy.