Headphones not required?...Well yes...Yes they are.

Hello again to anyone that bothers reading this crap.

Ok, so today’s post is going to be a general, old man rant about the growing trend of kids with mobile phones who, for reasons unknown, think it’s a good idea to walk around with their mobile phones on, blaring out whatever shite music it is that kids of today listen to. Quite why these little bastards think that anyone in a 50 meter radius wants to listen to the “boom-tish-boom-tish-boom-tish” of their happyhardcorehousegarage crap is beyond me.

First of all, if you’re going to subject the general public to this, put something good on... Y’know, something with proper lyrics and instruments being played and stuff and you know, that thing…Erm, what’s it called again? Oh, that’s right…A FUCKING MELODY.

It’s time for people to take a stand against these “gansta” wannabes listening to their indecipherable shit, with their speakers hanging around their necks!

Here’s an idea kids, now please, take your time reading this, be sure to take it in, as any minute now, I’m going to tell you to do something quite revolutionary, just an amazing concept that you may not have thought of…Here it comes………..GET SOME FUCKING HEADPHONES.

Total harmony for all. You get to fill your head with your “yo yo yo” crap and everyone else gets peace and quiet. Failure to keep to this simple rule means I will have to enforce my own brand of unique justice. This involves me taking your phone from you, stamping on it then feeding it to you.

Did I mention I would feed it to you on a spoon made of dog shit and broken glass? No?

Well now you know.